geezer shot 

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.

I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.

geezer shot by Colorado Bootman October 13, 2021

Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad 

Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing

Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad by rockthisway December 15, 2016

standard geezer 

what you use to refer to a person (mostly male) as a very boring and orthodox person. someone who only does the normal thing and not anything exciting.

person 1 "hey, me and the lads are going to the strip club on Saturday and make it rain on some pretty girls with stupid names like 'boner garage'. you wanna hit it up?"

person 2 " nah. i cant, i got to study for my exam coming up or my teacher will drop me of the course so quick; i wont even have time to cry about it"

person 1 "stop being such a standard geezer and hit it up with the lads"

person 2" yeahhhh, you right. fuck biology, ill study for it later".

standard geezer by TOPDONJALAL March 3, 2016

Geeter Salamander 

Otherwise known as 'geet' 'geet sala'.

A term coined in Guernsey for a lighter.

Anyone got a geeter salamander? I need to light my cig.

Geeter Salamander by GSYMANDEM March 2, 2021

geeker salad 

Another name for K2 or synthetic weed

Zack took too many hits of that geeker salad last night and ran into oncoming traffic!

geeker salad by Aggressively high February 13, 2024

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.

Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

Freezer Geezers UTD by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

flock of geezers 

A lightweight nickname for all of the old farts comprising the US Senate.

That flock of geezers won’t make it back for the vote, that’s for sure!

flock of geezers by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2020