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gediminas

Someone who is funny, but nobody understands his super witty jokes, because they are too slow.
-Do you like fishsticks?
-Yeah.
-You like to put fishsticks in your mouth?
-Sure.
-What are you, a gay fish? Ha ha ha.
-I don't get it. I'm not gay and not a fish. That's not funny. You're like gedas now.
-It's a fish dick in your mouth.

(several hours later)
-Oh, right. Ha ha ha. That was very witty. You got me. You are a regular gediminas.
by Why does it matter? April 16, 2014
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gediot

When a person is managing to be a genius and an idiot simultaneously
Wow the people who invented calculus were complete gediots
by LuckyStarNo9 June 6, 2017
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gedis

sweat and goo between the butocks and off the gooch that hasnt been washed for three to five days
by shane and matt on acid October 9, 2008
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Gedison

A group of nomads who roam the Earth searching for Fountain of Youth. All the while fighting effects of their split personality disorder. Their culture begins in the 1700's where the first Gedison, Zekiel Gedison, found out information pertaining to the Fountain of Youth. Their split personailty manifested when Zekiel Gedison was born. While in his mother womb Zekiel ate his twin Jebediah inheriting Jedediah's personality along with it. The split personality is a manifestation of Jebediah trying to over take Zekiel and become owner of the host. The Gedison's are hard to find and often prefer to remain in hiding and be left alone. In the rare occasion where a Gedison is found they often pretend to know nothing of the Fountain of Youth and usually disappear after a few days of the initial confrontation. The Gedison's provide valuable insight to immortality and the sacrifices made to achieve/keep it's secret.
The Gedison's are a dying race.
by redlovely September 4, 2010
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Gedion

Incorporated with roman mythology, Gedion was the god of homosexuality.
"What? He's gay? I guess Gedion cursed him!"
by Phresh07 April 30, 2009
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gedit

Noun. Usually used by ethnic individuals to instruct someone to "get" something. Originated in Marcellus pakistan
Yo didnt I tell you to grab that remote? GO GEDIT!
by yoyohomeyg May 11, 2010
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Gedingel

When someone is a legend and can dingle with his/her fat.
GEDINGEL!!!
by Dingle man November 4, 2018
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