Glead

anything you want it to mean. can replace anyword, generally a bad word.

Mike gleaded the hell outta me last night.
or
Mike fucked the hell outta me last night.

by Traila October 23, 2006

G Dead

A condition in which a person has totally blacked out as the result of an excessive number of shots of vodka.

Damn dude did u see Jersey Shore last night!? The situation was so G Dead... he started throwing up while talking to this one girl at the club.

by dbluegmc September 3, 2010

gdaddy

one who is cocky and thinks everything they own is better than everyone else's

Me: My dog is cool, I think you would like it.
You: Well yea but my dog is so much cooler, all he does is lay around and claw shit.
Me: Stfu you're being a gdaddy.

by 4got2pullout February 21, 2011

gdiad

web lingo, shortened form of "go die in a ditch", used when your angry at person for doing something that is stupid, jerk like, ass-holeish or for being any or all of the above

guy1; i just wrecked your car man! it was awesome
guy2: what! why? You imbecile, gdiad
guy1:what?
guy2; go die in a ditch you jerk

by I<3cheese March 8, 2009

Geead

Originally a French term, a 'gead' is a modification of the sexual act known as a 'handjob'. Unlike the typical handjob, a geead requires* constant eye contact throughout the act, including during ejaculation.

*If eye contact is broken, the recipient of the geead is allowed and encouraged to beat the performer of the geead with a stick no thicker than the shaft of the recipient's penis.

-Danm B, your mom gives the best geeads!

-I know right!!!

by Ishmu349 January 17, 2009

gread tow

Gread tow is like a precognition or a preconceived notion of some evidence already presented.

we gread tow rhat i saed alreadty, mike

by djzeratul May 11, 2011

Gleady

p.n. glee-dee., A large group of people where everyone wants be be the leader that are performing a greedy intention.

Dad why are all the people acting gleady?

by university advisor December 17, 2011