Grappling Hook

A sexual maneuver wherein one is having sex with a female vaginally and doggy-style, and one inserts both thumbs (or two or more other suitable digits) into her anus and crooks them on the inside so as to create a solid lock. This creates the possibility of pulling the girl onto you more forcefully and with greater sensation. To say the least.

"Boarding parties away! Launch the grappling hook and bring her alongside for us to plunder!"

by Der Kaiser December 19, 2004

grappling baby

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.

A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!

by astroo December 31, 2011

Buffalo Grappling Hook

When you cum on your hand and yougrab someone by the throat violently or push your hand onto another's face

when a bitch is disrespectful give her the ol' buffalo grappling hook to show that hoe some respect!

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

grappling baby

Noun. A baby that is fired from the birth canal of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. It is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.

Stephen Colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the Colbert Report. - 12-12-11

by AccesiViale December 15, 2011

Grappling Baby

A pregnant mexican woman, that aims her birth canal over the border, shoots her baby over, then uses the umbilical cord to pull herself over the border.

"Damn, there's a ton more mexicans now, because the moms figured out how to use a grappling baby..."

by theoneandonlyRD December 16, 2011

Grappling-Baby

The all too common occurrence of a woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America, to launch her baby over the boarder so that she could climb in using the umbilical cord.

Thanks to Juanita's Grappling-Baby, she and her entire family were able to safely cross the Texas/Mexico boarder fence into sovereign US territory.

by wertitis December 16, 2011

grappling hook

when you grapple on to your friends ass

I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing

by jordy boocebunger May 25, 2016