Gayness

The term given to an imaginary aura surrounding a person after commencing a certain action, saying a certain word or phrase, or attending a place. It is said that one is "covered in Gayness" when they do something, which in turn makes them look gay, sound gay, or ultimately be gay.
*John touches Peter's crotch, accidently, whilst walking next to each other*
"Dude, you just touched my dick with your hand. It fully just brushed by it and i felt it on my knob, slightly."
*John proceeds to slide his hands down his chest, to his stomach and over his thighs, in a brushing action*
"I know, I'm wiping off the Gayness as we speak. I feel so gay."

"Hey man, did you see that banging chick over there, she's mint"
"Did you just say mint? and banging?"
"Uh...yeah why?"
"There is so much Gayness around you right now"

"Hey man, what you up to tonight?"
"Oh, me and Jenny are going to see 'The Notebook'. Yeah it's back on the big screen for Valentines day."
"Wow, I can feel an influx of Gayness, through the phone."
by Gaynessbian September 19, 2009
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Gayness

Where you are so gay rainbows emit from every pore in your body and you eventually drowned in the rainbows and die
Judy dies yesterday from gayness
by Gay_mofo_rainbow March 27, 2016
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Gaye

The last name of the king of REAL R&B, Marvin Gaye.
Fuck da shit they call R&B these days man! I don't wanna hear 'bout sum nigga pickin' up bitches at da club an' fuckin' em. Gimme da ol' skool shit! Gimme Marvin Gaye! That was da shit righ there, that shit wasn't 'bout fuckin, that muthafucka sang about makin' loooooove!
by Da Gaye Man January 25, 2004
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Gaye

Created after Marvin Gaye, considered as a major sex symbol, in the word.

When a conversation between men gets sexual and awkward talking about women, the conversation is gaye. (meaning the opposite of gay)
"Dude, that girl was a perfect 10! she had a hot body! I'd so hit that."

"Oh man I would too! But this is getting gaye ."
by Blooxpert September 12, 2010
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gayness

shut up with all that gayness
by sneeeze April 04, 2019
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Gayness

A game where a bunch of dudes, 2 people or more, point at another dudes crotch and attempt to gently but swiftly touch it. You can only use your index finger, no cupping allowed.
You get 1 point if you touch peen, 2 points for touching balls.
Can be played by gays and straights alike, family members, friends, etc.

You don't want the other dude to touch your peen/balls cuz he will get the point(s)...
first to 5 wins.
Best played if your drinking.
dude #1: hey you wanna play gayness?
dude #2: what's that?

dude #1 points his finger at dude #2's crotch and pokes it.

dude #1: peen! 1 point, yes!
dude #2: My turn!
by gay4payallday July 27, 2009
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Gayness

A state of intense joy and happiness coupled with a hint of homosexual reflection aftertaste.
-Good friend, Lance just passed by, he sure seemed quite gay about this wonderful day, and he looked untraditionally happy to see me.
-Why, yes he did and was,my fine fellow, as he passed, I sensed a resistable, but very noticeable feeling of joy, and a very brief idea, that touching someone's penis with one's own could bring a satisfying feeling of gayness for the whole day.
by Goodgulf November 04, 2011
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