Gauche

The hair on a dogs cock after the lipstick has been withdrawn.

Some may say that after Chris Evans has had his fill of he-nut butter he likes to amuse his corgi by plaiting its gauche

by Jonny and Pete and liam girth June 19, 2008

Gauche

Mexican knock off brand of Gucci.

That ese has a gauche belt on.

by Augie-Sue April 28, 2017

Gauche

Male genitalia. Pronounced "gooch".

Carrie really wants James's gauche.
Oh my God, Becky, look at his gauche.
I like it when guys trim their gauche hair.

by Jackson Montreal October 27, 2008

Gauche

A girl's boyfriend/crush

I just got my skank on with my gauche.

by taco August 8, 2004

Gauch out

When one feels like they are going to pass out. This term used a lot in the UK.

The sun and the unseasonably hot weather made Andersen feel faint to the point where she felt like she was about to gauch out at Aziz's barbeque party.

by Babydoll75 March 12, 2019

avant gauche

cutting edge leack of taste

fashion week in New York is notorious for avant gauche fashion, food and behavior

by drfishead February 12, 2009

Gauche

lacking ease or grace; unsophisticated and socially awkward.

Lp is gauche as fuck

by Cooldoglp November 22, 2024