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Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.
by HHMTB June 2, 2010
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gastronomic fornication

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.
Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?
by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009
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GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
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Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<
Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <
by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008
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gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick
'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'
by SushiB March 9, 2013
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gastronomy

the study of how long it takes to take a dump after eating at taco bell

the study of how loud you fart after eating at taco bell

the study of farting so loudly that you go flying in the air and crack windows, leaving large marks on an seismometer
jaden just took a huge gastronomy, must've been taco bell
by autistizar December 2, 2013
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gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.
by B-Flo January 3, 2009
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