Alex Gaskarth

The lead singer of All Time Low. His name literally means YOU. ME SEX. NOW. He is having a bromance with All Time Low's guitarist Jack Barakat. He wears anything he wants and still look extremely hot, he can even pull off a skirt. He said that he doesn't know how to swear and that all his mind are capable of is pulling two out of nowhere and stringing them together, and he once called Matt Flyzik a dick fucker.

Me: I went and saw All Time Low yesterday.

Person: Really? How was it.

Me: How was what?

Person: It.

Me: Oh you mean 'IT'

I saw Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat making babies.

Person: Duh, his name literally means YOU. ME. SEX. NOW.

by fuckyeahalltimelowswears September 9, 2010

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Alex Gaskarth

A completely kick ass guy who makes the best music and is extremely hot! He's the lead singer of All Time Low and make's fangirls screetch.

"Did you hear that song by All Time Low?" - Friend
"Yeah! Alex Gaskarth's voice was superb and he hits the notes spectacularly!" - You
"Hell Yeah!" - 3rd person that you didn't know was there because they sneak up in the most weird places... YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.

by For Merlins Sake, Yes Homo. December 23, 2018

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Alex Gaskarth

Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.

Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean

by thothunter420 February 8, 2019

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Peter Gaskarth

The father of All Time Low's Alex Gaskarth. he likes to woo people with his british accent; talking about powerful combinations and "tag-a-longs". Peter does not enjoy Alexander's dog Baz or "Boz" because he frequently goes to the loo in his posh suburban house.

Peter Gaskarth: "so we thought we'd tag-a-long"

by sexual man chocolate July 26, 2010

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Alexander Gaskarth

1. Lead singer of all time low, a pop-rock band.
2. Has many over obssesive fans who do not know concert edicit
3. Sex
4. Is obssesed with sex, and girls.
5. Is a singer/song writter/matador

1. Alexander Gaskarth is so amazing, oh, he's the lead singer of All Time Low.
2. "Like OMG she pushed me" a girl brushes her hair against another girl, "Alexander Gaskarth is mine hoe" pushes girl on floor where she almost gets trampled
3. Alexander Gaskarth is Sex
4. "I'm glad i didn't go there concert, my sister said all they talked about was how they wanted to have sex with each and everyone of them, even the guys".

by TheDeadPie February 23, 2009

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