Garth Hill College

Garth Hill College is a school ran by Keith the Chief. Year 6s come here looking like Mormons and end up leaving like sluts. Teachers screaming through a megaphone"WALK ON THE RIGHTTTTT" and yet when they do they full down the stairs. Oh and when walking up the stairs, DONT LOOK UP, otherwise you're gonna see about 20 girls asses at once. Food fights happen regularly, teachers are bin divers, windows get smashed on a daily. The field at garth is a socialising area for all the smokers and druggies. No perfumes or deodorant is allowed so the teachers at garth stink coz they don't wash at home coz they get paid a shit salary and sprays were the only way they could hide the smell. Garth is a motive everyday if you want to see fights, teachers crying, food being belted around the school, condoms being blown into balloons, being searched by police on a daily for carrying a comb and CCTV cameras used for the head teachers personal gain to stalk kids that have caught his eye. In Conclusion... if you go to garth, you're going to a link up at school . :)

Kid 1: What school are you going to for Secondary?
Kid 2: Garth Hill College
Kid 1: Oh you mean the prison site over there?
Kid 2: Yeah

by ISurvivedGarthHillCollege October 2, 2019

Garty

The King of Simps

Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.

Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.

Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so

Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?

Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay

*next day*

Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp

by ITSTAZ February 28, 2020

Garthed

To steal/take something without permission

Origin: taken from an abbreviated term for a dodgy estate in Kendal; Hallgarth - The Garth)

"Get garthed son"

"Sick mate, someone's left a bike here! That's getting garthed!"

by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

Logan Garth

A little annoying b**ch , or somebody from Melbourne

Dude 1: hey look he/she is doing a Logan Garth

Dude 2: I don’t even want to know

by Lildarthvader November 2, 2018

Jennie Garth

Most well known as Kelly Taylor on Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990-2000). Also known for her stints as Valerie Tyler on What I Like About You (2002-2006), a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars, and Kelly Taylor on 90210 (remake of the original, 2008-). Born in Urbana, Illinois. Married to Peter Faccinelli, has 3 daughters.

Jennie Garth is the most beautiful and awesome actress/woman/person in the world!

by inlovewithjenniegarth March 11, 2009

garth algar

One of the lead characters in one of film's proudest moments, Wayne's World. And also appearing in the slightly less proud moment, Wayne's World 2.

Dana Carvey played Garth in both the two movies and the Saturday Night Live skits which launched them. He's a pretty radical dude with long hair, sick shades, and can headbang like no other. Idol to some, but hero to all.

"Man, let's go have premarital sex and snort coke!"
"Wait... what would Garth Algar do?"
*thinks profoundly*

by Nathan Clark Miller May 22, 2007

gurthy

just a big ole something

"Damn that burrito is gurthy!"

"I heard that he is pretty gurthy;)"

by theorangepeel March 30, 2017