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Gardener

A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.
Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.
by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022
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resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling
That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off
by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017
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Bartender

People that end people named Bart
Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*
by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020
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bartenders elbow

A fake condition affecting bartenders passing drinks causing muscle atrophy created by Tom Scott and a game of drawing and vocal telephone with other animation youtubers
My friend worked at a bar for 3 months and passed so many beers that he got a bad case of bartenders elbow and had to rest for a week
by asxdghjkl January 7, 2021
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Psycho Gardener

An angry Gardener that may snap into a rage of anger if you cross into their yard, garden, or property.
Wow, that guy over there watering his plants need to get laid, he looks like a Psycho Gardener

Look kids, the Psycho Gardener is planting some watermelons in his yard!

Don't walk on that guy's grass, he gets real pissed off, almost like a Psycho Gardener or something.
by John Planter November 16, 2011
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gardener

An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.
"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"
by Beckee February 22, 2008
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Ass gardener

A person that wants to have sex with your butthole.
by UISjackolope (Sphen) January 30, 2003
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