LISTEN HERE YOU WEE BASTARDS, GARLIC BREAD IS GODS FOOD AND YOU CANT LIVE WITH OUT IT. ALL HAIL THE BREAD OF THE GARLIC. AMEN🙏🙏🙏
by Indian Warrior aka Raman June 09, 2019
by OMAE O WAN MU SHINDIERU April 02, 2019
Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.
You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.
Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.
Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence
A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level
A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence
A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level
A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019
by CaRrOtS__ May 24, 2019
Chelsea- " omg I can't believe Darcie is still with that guy even after he cheated on her !"
Joe-" Her new name should be garlic bread because she's the ultimate side dish"
Joe-" Her new name should be garlic bread because she's the ultimate side dish"
by Yah!bish January 29, 2016
The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
by Nelluc January 25, 2011