Gasparino

Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.

Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her

by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

galpalification

When you make something inherently gay into something that’s irritably straight

“Did you see what they did to Fried Green Tomatoes?? That’s galpalification !”

by Bunnybanter August 5, 2021

Gazpacho Police

Soup Nazis.

According to WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Gazpacho Police are now roaming the halls of Congress.

"Nancy Pelosi's Gazpacho Police, spying on members of Congress..." complained Greene. A person of her erudition could not possibly have been confusing cold vegetable soup with the Gestapo, Hitler's secret force, tasked with sending people to the concentration camps.

by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2022

Gaspard Ulliel

1. Actor
2. Model
3. French
4. Adorable
5. Sexiest man alive!!!

Gaspard makes me gasp hard.

Je t'aime Gaspard Ulliel!!!

by Ahtmanas December 29, 2008

Gapped

To lose really badly in a race, usually as it applies in motorcycle and car racing. Someone who has been gapped has lost a race so badly that he or she should strongly consider finding a new hobby.

Beating someone by half a car length is not a "gap." You must beat someone by an absolutely humiliating distance, like two or more bus lengths.

Joe thought he could take on Greg's corvette, but he got gapped and everyone saw.

by 187um October 17, 2016

gaypal

said in reference to the faggots of PayPal when you sick of them and their restrictions and countless problems.

jim: what's wrong man ?
tim; those bastards of gaypal, they've frozen my moeny, man.

by sasatefa2009 November 26, 2017

Gapplesoft

A large tech company based in Huntsville, AL. Gapplesoft develops and manufactures various consumer electronics, apps, and even has its own browser: Gapplesoft Platinum and Ging. Some of its apps include FindyWifey, Kilr, Island Economics, and TypeNote.

Gapplesoft is set to surpass Google and Microsoft.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020