gapanomics

The study of beating an opponent in a race to the finish line of any sort. Typically used in the context of motorsport. Adjacent to Getting Gapped, Gapplebees.

Man, I thought for sure this 750hp M4 would catch that GT4RS in front of me….I just got good a lesson in gapanomics.

by psilygoose August 26, 2023

yapenomics

A useless course in school where all you do is talk, or in other words “yap” and learn nothing valuable. these classes tend to produce the most egregiously smug and pretentious people who don’t know how to shut up, known as yapaholics. these types of classes include but are not limited to: astronomy, band, any religious or spiritual class, economics, and history class.

Person 1: that chick’s a yapaholic, we should sign her up for that new yapenomics course where they do nothing but read L. Ron Hubbard Writings and talk about how he’s TOTALLY not a false prophet
Person 2: shut it or i’ll sign you up too

by FriedMoose December 1, 2023

Gashenomics

Gashenomics are current President of Pepperdine's policies which have reflected a poor outcome since the administration began.

Cost of attendance has increased over 34% in just 5 years (~72k in 2019 to ~95k in 2024).

The school ranking has decreased over 30 spots from 46, now 76, tied with University at Buffalo (The steepest decline of any top 100 institution).

The graduation rate has fallen, transfer-out rates have increased.

There are students with no options for housing since they have over-accepted students because they lost a lot of money in the pandemic. Acceptance rate is up from low 30's back in 2019 to now ~50% in 2023.

Audrey: Why is our tuition so high when the school's reputation has gone downhill so fast... I mean look at the plummet in our ranking!

Norvel: Ha.. that's Gashenomics for ya..

by KingScrotum69 June 8, 2024

Hoe-Genomics

The social science that studies how people interact with hoeism.

I know that my buddy did the deed. I know my Hoe-Genomics.

by Alchemist12 March 9, 2021