gagoots

Italian American slang for someone who is dense, dumb, or slow.

"Hey, look, there is Lady Gagoots!"

by badamybing January 7, 2013

super dooper pooper galooper

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.

Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"

by wankular device August 8, 2006

galoope

A tall, sometimes lanky male or female who is generally annoying. Most of the time they are quiet and don't talk much, but when they do it is some smart ass comment. For instance, if a huge goon steps on your foot, you shout " Fucking galoope." Galoope can also be used to talk about people you know who are using their height to their advantage at a given moment. Example- The huge kid on the basketball team snatches a rebound over you- you would call him a galoope. To increase the effect, put extra emphasis on the Os in galoope. (the Os sound the same as those in the word poop).

I hate that kid, fucking galoope. Man that kid is annoying, he is such a galoope.

by rayparktoaddm June 9, 2007

Gagoosh

1) A general exclamation upon happenstance viewing of an enormous, lippy vagina.

2) What one would say upon viewing surprise pictures of your friend's girlfriend's puffy red snapper.

Wow, Sam. These are great pics of your vacation! I like this one of your girlfriend on the beach...oh my...gaGOOSH!!

by Gagoosh March 2, 2005

gagool

A large, hairy penis

His gagool can stangle you

by thesexbob March 14, 2004

Gagmoplasma

Another word for male ejaculate. I.E.: jizz, skeet skeet, gravy.

Man 1: So how's your relationship with your girlfriend going? Man 2: Not so good, man... She won't swallow the gagmoplasma!

by Sadasha September 11, 2009

galoopis

galoopis is one of many qualities, currently standing at 7"3 ft tall. This man has more than 2,000 children, his multiple wives are part of the Culicidae family. Other than that this man is one who makes everyones day brighter, but their humor a little dumber. #girlboss

Galoopis sucks massive cock

by Mr Steal Your Wife July 7, 2021