galoope 

A tall, sometimes lanky male or female who is generally annoying. Most of the time they are quiet and don't talk much, but when they do it is some smart ass comment. For instance, if a huge goon steps on your foot, you shout " Fucking galoope." Galoope can also be used to talk about people you know who are using their height to their advantage at a given moment. Example- The huge kid on the basketball team snatches a rebound over you- you would call him a galoope. To increase the effect, put extra emphasis on the Os in galoope. (the Os sound the same as those in the word poop).

I hate that kid, fucking galoope. Man that kid is annoying, he is such a galoope.

galoope by rayparktoaddm June 9, 2007

gish-galloper 

The Gish Gallop is a a debating/rhetorical technique that involves barraging an opponent with a haze of falsified statements, outright lies, and straw-man arguments. The unsuspecting opponent typically feels defenseless and frustrated against the attack and is unable to deflect it on the spot. It is named after creationism activist and professional debater Duane Gish.

Newt Gingrich is a notorious gish-galloper. In an exchange with Howard Dean he grossly distorted the facts concerning the number of Americans who would be forced into a government health insurance plan by making up the random number of 131 million:

"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.

For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."

gish-galloper by savagewo December 1, 2011

garden galloper 

A person with a horticultural background who likes to garden with young men.

That Bob Audet is one helluva garden galloper!

garden galloper by Chuck Butler May 2, 2007

gloopered

Another word for being zinkied

“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”

“i’m gloopered rn i don’t really care dog”

gloopered by tweeezzer February 3, 2022

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

super dooper pooper galooper 

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.

Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"

super dooper pooper galooper by wankular device August 8, 2006

Glooper 

Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phone camera, you would call that a glooper pic.

"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"

Glooper by kuishiba August 28, 2022