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gaginger

Pronounced ga-jing-er. It can mean whatever you want it to mean... but at the end of the day, a gaginger is a vagina, a gooch, a cooch, a poos, anything you can stick your finger in. Always there, always open and never lets you down !
I woke up this morning and I had a finger in my gaginger.
by akotts February 11, 2012
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Gabit

Mostly a Kazakh and a Tatar boy name. Shorter version of Gabittolla, which is basically a modified Abdullah.
Word's meaning, then, is "the worshipper". Considered a pious name. Given with the intention that a child becomes an artist.
Gabit Musrepov - a famous Kazakh writer.
by Kolyandra September 30, 2005
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Ganitis

The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
by ehealth November 4, 2008
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square gait

To square gate is to march or walk with the arm swinging forward at the same time as the corresponding leg i.e. right hand, right leg.

Awkward and distinctive.

Called a 'square' gait as the natural rythmn or 'gait' is altered to be equal instead of alternate (i.e. right arm, left leg).

A term commonly used within military organisations.
He had problems with marching as he used to square gait all the time.
by whyteivy March 11, 2008
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