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fapping fuel

Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.
Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."
by thisplacesucksass March 28, 2015
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pussy fapping

To masturbate one's vagina.

Especially when it makes the sticky wet sounds.
Emily is pussy fapping loud again to furry porn
by Kandi Klover October 21, 2013
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Sack Flapping

The sound your ballsack makes when pounding a tight slizz from behind; a good sack flap goes to a beat and makes a soft thumping noise... & can lead to minor bruising and irritation of the stomach region of the partner whos tight slizz or smelly balloon knot is being ravaged
Kelly: "Whats that on your stomach?"
Sara: "I had a good Sack flapping last night"
Kelly: "Oh i got sack flapped last wednesday; and his beanbag bruised the hell out of my tummy "
by Capel & Droughton November 19, 2011
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war fapping

When livestreamers take too much pleasure in streaming wars.
Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.

Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.
by Zardozspeaks February 25, 2022
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flapping

shaking one's willy in an eccentric and exciting manner. often resulting in hilarious and wet consequences. can be used as a form of foreplay or to attract other people to engage in the mating process, much like a peacock displays her feathers to attract a mate. a male human will often display his willy in an appealing way to gain sexual prowess.
i am going to use my extreme flapping capabilities to attract a mate at the club tonight.
by sfccurtyla November 11, 2013
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big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.
I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.
by bws55 September 3, 2007
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Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.
by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014
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