How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)
friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)
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Futtock

Bard-era substitute for the word 'F_CK' (ref: Upstart Crow).
Will Shakespeare: "Hang on... Hang the futtock on!
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