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a freaking idiot who thinks they are an animal

Your basic average furry is a man in his 30's

Overweight, socially inept and really dirty

Says he has Asperger's so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer

Furries like to have competitions, to see who can find the most things wrong with them

To try to get attention they'll pretend they have depression, or cry about their past on a roleplay session

Furries love eachother 'cause no one else will

They live in furry houses in the middle of hixville

Having little parties with their fur-suits on, heres a tip from anonymous: you're doing it wrong

(Furries) Make a habit out of raping your childhood

(Furries) The burnt furries tried as hard as they could to make the fandom acceptable and keep it all clean, but they couldn't control it and now its all a sex scene

(Furries A simple symbol of utility

(Freaking furries) Posting naked pictures no one wants to see except-

(Furries) When your social life is in the internet, you lower your standards and take what you can get

The furry fandom doesn't have its on identity, its basically a cluster freak of nerd communities

A little bit of anime, a bit of fantasy, and a generous helping of bestiality

Every wierd fetish you've ever heard before was invented by Japan and stolen by a furry

By the time you think you cataloged every furry kink, they'll throw you for the loop and go clap the kitchen sink
my fursona is a wolf

i am a 37 year old man in pajamas and i am a furry with the other furrys
Look what you did. You misspelled Furries. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Hey, Jimmy! Come look at this doof who spelled furries as furrys!
Furrys by Jimbo's December 22, 2024

furrys and gamers 

a furry and gamer should never be, together due to most likely ending the world or becoming non-furry and a non-gamer, and usually furrys and gamers are at war fighting. the only time it is acceptable is a furry goes to your school, is a family member, and if your friend all of a sudden became a furry. just dont mind the furry gamer (tbh i dont know what they are, they are like both sides) anime cat girl are also acceptable
furrys and gamers shall be sworn enemies till peace, and the end of cringe.
furrys and gamers by fat badass dog December 10, 2020

furry angels 

Gods creatures that are sent to protect us. Aka; dogs, cats, etc.
I thank God for sending his furry angels into my life.
furry angels by jpg3 June 8, 2015

Furry Trash 

Once an insult against furries, it is generally accepted as a joke within the fandom with many furries calling themselves furry trash. Being "furry trash" is generally associated with an obsession of the furry fandom which can be cringy but does not need to be cringy. Alternatively, a furry may be furry trash if they do not care what hate they get for being a furry or may decide to call themselves furry trash just because they are a furry.
haha, I'm so furry trash.
Furry Trash by Michael Surfer December 11, 2017

The Great Furry War 

Also known as the Furry war, The Great Furry war of 2018, and in some cases World War III, The Furry war is and ongoing battle for superiority involving gamers and furries. Some groups have managed to make alliances with natives, such as the weaboos, the memers, and in rare cases, furries have gone as far as to capture rare and violent T-Posing children to set off on rivals. It is currently unclear as to which side will win the war. Some say it has to be the gamers, as the chief constantly respawns. Others say furries, as their numbers are always growing, and, as stated before, they’ve begun the taming and possible selective breeding of T-Posers. The war has also lead to a decline in bread, as the property are making sandwiches to supply the troops at an alarming rate.
β€œMan, I could really go for a sandwich right now.”

β€œYeah, this war is really using up all the energy of us and our fellow gamer bois.”

β€œExactly, but there’s just no telling when the Great Furry War will come to an end.”
The Great Furry War by DemonPotato November 25, 2018