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Busted Suite of Furniture 

Term originating Ballygawley N.I

means a woman who is worse that a busted sofa aka sooo sexually active her stuffing is now hanging out of her vagina. A busted suite of furniture means not only has the sofa been wrecked but the other sets also.
Sean: I went to shag her last night and took one look at her pussy and looked like a busted suite of furniture the amount of damage done to it.

Jamie: ewww did u shag her then?

Sean: well any holes a goal.

Street furniture 

All the crap you need when you go out: hat, sunglasses, dog, bag, phone, drugs, coat, gloves, scarf, condoms,keys, comb, etc.
Woman: "Will you hurry up - we're going to be late."
Man: "Hang on while I get my street furniture"
Street furniture by hellbell July 11, 2008

Move Some Furniture 

1) To discreetly say that you need to poop

2) Take a huge poop
(person A):You want to come over and play some pool?

(Person B):No dude sorry, I gotta move some furniture

(Person A): Can't you do it later?!

(Person B): No

Slumberland Furniture 

A wonderful place in Minnesota where dreams come to die, shitty furniture with a big tag on it, some salesmen are cool drug dealers and others are stuck up old bitches, but hey come on in because It's "A Good Life" ©
Hey Tom Wana go to slumberland Furniture no George that place is depressing as hell

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That 

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That
Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Fur-Niture-Snob 

Fur-Niture-snob : NON PET OWNERS who visit your home and complain about your pets hair and getting pet hair on there clothes from sitting on your Furniture , If they don't want hair on there clothes they should stay away from your home and furniture, That's why they call it Fur-niture ,Some people love there pets more than they like most people, To Fur-Niture-snob your pets are animals, To you they are babies, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and Live in our homes , Fur-Niture-snob have been know to make false accusations of peoples pets and the spreed of bed bugs from there fur which has caused violence among pet owners, in some cases Fur-Niture-Snob have been mauled in Pet owners homes after criticizing there pets Fur ,
Mary went to a tupperware party at a friends house who had pets, a women at the party was smeared with peanut butter by the other visitors and forced the pets to lick it off of them because they were accused of being a Fur-Niture-snob
Fur-Niture-Snob by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010