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Furmaned

When a sports team, especially in football, signs a home/home deal with another sports team, plays the first game of the deal at their own own stadium, and then at a very late time, decides to not play the return game. Often done in order to take a larger payday at a different school (this is called chasing the money), and always done at such a late date that scheduling another game for the other team is difficult.
The University of Delaware was Furmaned when Furman University scheduled a big payday game with another team and cancelled the contract that called for Furman to play at Delaware after Delaware played at Furman last year.
by Gannonfan February 19, 2009
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furmanski

A Furmanski is a sexy strong bearded Jewish warrior from the Jurassic era who always has a sparkle in his eye when speaking to the ladies. Most men assume a Furmanski to be well endowed, but none are sure...

A true Furmanski, is firm, as well as manskee.

Some Furmanski's dwell in caves, others in beauteous forests and others again in metal tanks.
1. a: "Excuse me can you pass me the furmanski"
2. b: "fuck that man is so furmanski right now"
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Furmaned

(v) verb:

When an agreement between two parties is broken at the last minute, usually to the advantage of one at the expense of the other. This could be for personal or financial reasons. Most notably used in college football, but can be (and is encouraged to be) applied to other sports and situations. The origin of this term is the word Furman, as in Furman University, and its actions regarding the University of Delaware and the University of Missouri.
Delaware: Hey Furman, let’s play each other this year.
Furman: Ok…*signs contract*
*Missouri throws money at Furman*
Furman: Hey Delaware…about that contract…
Delaware: WTF! I just got Furmaned.

Pastor: If anyone has reason for these two not be wed, speak now.
*Ex-boyfriend shows up on motorcycle*
Future Wife: Yeah, um….*runs out of church*
Husband: What the…
Pastor: I’m sorry my child, but you have just been Furmaned.
by DSUrocks07 March 1, 2009
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Farmaan

He is the most caring person you could ever think of. He has a sense of humor and he has a dark side, but doesn’t show it. He hates his family, but love his friends. He is the person you want to be around!
Farmaan cares about everyone.
by djdjsnx February 4, 2021
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Furmanther

The feeling and sound of a change in tension on a spring; is most commonly used to describe a door handle mechanism, but any change in tension is applicable.
As he turned the knob, he could feel it furmanther as he pulled the door open. Then again as he released the knob.
by rosie123454353565 February 17, 2022
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Virgil Furman

KRUSTY TRICKASS.

Virgil is a Krusty Krunchy Trickass Mark.
"MANNNN You can't get krustier than Virgil Furman"
by Boobookittyfuckdawson October 6, 2012
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Furman Day

Every year June 19th is celebrated by trying to stop your friends from having intercourse with your man.
Hell never fuck my man this furman day
by Calvary29 June 15, 2022
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