A Good Seal; a young (mostly when they are babies) Pinniped (Typically Harp Seals or any type of seal whose babies are born with white-coat fur) with white fur, wholly black eyes, and between slender and plum in size.
by First Order Ball’s Sithguy October 5, 2021
A tightly packed mass of hair regurgitated by a cat or other feline, or a dog, or an other hairy mammal, that comes from it licking itself all day long because it likes to do it, preferably while people are watching. In humans this behaviour has a scientific name, but it still does not make it any less disgusting.
A middle aged balding man with astigmatism and a sinister squint walks into a doctor’s surgery one day and says to the receptionist, “Well Doc. I puked up this massive hairball from my stomach this morning, straight after breakfast, I guess that this means you think I should stop eating my hair them?” Needless to say the receptionist was none too pleased at hearing this news about a man producing a furball for breakfast, not least because she had just came back from lunch.
by Zamboozee March 27, 2011
"hey Steve! will you be joining us at the furball tonight?" "I can't wait! I have my raccoon costume and viagra ready to go!"
by TenMileKyle August 21, 2011
by Butthead February 6, 2005
a furball is something that gets stuck in your throat and yiu end up choking or gagging on it. You begin to cough alot because you cannot handle it until you get it out. Cats have furballs alot
Andrew: how you like this dick in your throat
Rowan: "cough" "cough"
Andrew: uh hello
Rowan: oh sorry i was gagging so hard that i began to cough i think you gave me a furball
Andrew: So i mustve been big
Rowan: No i just did it wrong so i got a furball from your pubes
Rowan: "cough" "cough"
Andrew: uh hello
Rowan: oh sorry i was gagging so hard that i began to cough i think you gave me a furball
Andrew: So i mustve been big
Rowan: No i just did it wrong so i got a furball from your pubes
by swaggycashmmoney23 June 29, 2020
by icecreamislife May 27, 2017
A furball is when a hairy scrotum that looks like wild mike off of barnyard is being sucked off by a female.
"Yea dude that bitch furballed my wild mike last night. That shit felt great."
"Damn dude I heard Maggie sounded like a cat when she was coughed up my furball"
"Damn dude I heard Maggie sounded like a cat when she was coughed up my furball"
by RideMyGoodWood September 24, 2018