Funchable

A person that is hot enough that you would like to fuck them and in the same time annoying enough that you would like to punch them in the face.

- This greg is really fit! but I hate his annoying laugh! he is so funchable!

- Man how hot is Julie?! Too bad she won't shut up about her new shoes! she is just funchable as hell!

by beri sax December 19, 2022

True Fuschnick

A true fuschnick is someone from the Fu-Schnickens song "True Fuschnick". True fuschnick can mean someone who is exceptionally smooth with the opposite sex, or is undeniably awesome in every regard known to man.

Chuck Norris, Fu-Schnickens, Christopher Walken, and George Clooney are all True Fuschnicks

by NickyFerrante May 30, 2009

Captain Fuschetti

Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and can´t take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isn´t fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heś a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.

"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ¨Nah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruh¨

by Thanos Dabbing April 30, 2019

fuschnackered

Intoxicated

Man, I got so fuschnackered last night.

by The Great King Ryan June 1, 2017

funch

According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.

Do you want to meet for funch today?

by Emlyn G. Vole October 22, 2003

funching

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.

I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!

by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007

Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.

1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!

by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005