fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009

Side Fumbling

Side Fumbling is six hydrocoptic marzlevanes fitted to a lunar-wayne shaft.
Side Fumbling is also something a guy named Bruce does.

The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

As Bruce says, "Side Fumbling, that's what I do, Side Fumbling."

by DUnit1984 June 28, 2021

Severe Fumbling Syndrome

When you fumble a baddie so tremendously bad that it’s the only thing you can think about

Person 1: He has been acting weir lately
Person 2: Yea, he is suffering Severe Fumbling Syndrome

by DeBlobba September 29, 2022

bum-fumbling

To have no direction, goals or ambition. To be lazy, slothful. To go through life aimlessly.

Lakessa has been bum-fumbling all year by moving and being evicted from five residences in 12 months.

by Puma&Panther January 25, 2023

fumblin

fumblin when ur fuckin up, or trippin

Damn nigga u fumblin

by sky January 10, 2004

fumblingsnail97

A dumbass who can't read! Therefore fumblingsnail97 is dumbo-ling; a idiot with the pace of snails.

A dumbass who can't read! Therefore fumblingsnail97 is dumbo-ling; a idiot with the pace of snails.

by Wheresmyfuckingphone April 6, 2019

fumbling

to grope any private parts.

Fumbling: a sport played by pirates, lumberjacks and people from Brighton

"why doest thou fumble with my....." William Shakespeare, from his amazing play 'the bum fumblers'

by Bill Speareshaker November 22, 2003