Fumble

When one is given a romantic or sexual chance with another and somehow messes up

He was giving really obvious hints that he liked her! How could she like him back but be unable to tell? She fumbled.

by nolivesmatterdumbo May 28, 2023

fumble the bag

when you majorly fuck up something

ted and bob let exams get to them this year, they continued to fumble the bag and y’all hate to see it.

by fumbletumble December 18, 2019

Butt Fumble

To completely fuck-up in your profession. A butt fumble (n) or to butt fumble (v).

Example 1: Did you see Mark Sanchez, the Jets quarterback, run into the ass of his own lineman and lose the football? That butt fumble has been voted the worst of the worst sports mistakes for two months straight now.

Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."

by euphemismo April 13, 2013

Fumid

Anger, the feeling where you just want to break your monitor.

"Michael was so fumid when his definition was only number 3."

by willybillydilly March 8, 2021

Fembible

The name of a social media group that runs their accounts on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter whose content is very relatable for girls. Some say females read the Fembible before they go to sleep.

“OMG, did you see that post by Fembible the other day? Girl I felt so seen.”

“Same Jessica.”

by memesnorkeler August 29, 2022

fubbily

extremely funny - an alternative to funny.

That was so fubbily, Bob.

by Coreo OG November 23, 2013

fumblescrew

The act of trying to make it look like you know what you're doing in a given situation, while in reality, you have no idea how to proceed.

Stop fumblescrewing around and look it up!

by Gman-Cat Wrangler April 28, 2008