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fuktard

1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.
"I believe James might be a fuktard."
by Leshiye March 16, 2005
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Fukkake

An event in which multiple parties enter into an agreement where one individual is kneeling in the middle of the circle and everyone takes turns farting in their mouth.
Often confused with the popular term Bukkake which was actually influenced by the ancient act of Fukkake.

Hey dude! There is a crazy fukkake going down in Dump City later tonight at the Fart Factory. Slam a can of Bush's best and meet me at 9:30pm.
by Fart Boys II February 19, 2023
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Fukase

A Vocaloid with an amazing voice, and a meme lord

His name sounds like Fuck Ass
person 1: who the hell is fuck ass?
person 2: no! fukase! foo-kohs-ey!|
person 1: oooh that vocaloid with the weird deisgn?
person 2: yeaaah!!
person 1: eeyyyy
person 2: eyyyy
by fukase_the_meme_lord September 28, 2020
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fukasaurus

What you say when the f-bomb just doesn't cut it, and you want to use a word that resembles the win factor of dinosaurs. Is possible to add the suffix -rex if even fukasaurus can't illustrate your inner frustrations.
friend 1: ur mom just died
friend 2: oh fukasaurus

friend 1: ur zips undone. and your mum just died
friend 2: holy fukasaurus-rex!
by ti3nt October 6, 2009
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Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.
The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
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Fucksaje

Originally nothing more than an alcoconscious misspelling of "fucksake," "fucksaje" is now widely used as a spoken word, with a very similar meaning to "fucksake." The shortened form "saje" is also acceptable.
"They've locked the door, fucksaje!"
by Neil "Twiggy" Twigg October 9, 2009
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Commissaire Fuklaw

A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.
Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign
by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009
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