Fuddnut

A physical disorder were the victim gets an unfortunate haircut and starts to act flamboyant, the only way to be cured from the disorder is full removal of the hair, normal haircuts or dying of the hair does not seem to cure.

Dude 1 :''Oh man i got a really bad haircut :(! i cant come out this weekend''

Dude 2: ''Aw man, is it a full on Fuddnut or can it be fixed?''

by pseudonym50000 May 6, 2009

fudgut

Scottish slang

The bulbous, ant-abdomen protrusion that happens to a woman of a certain age while wearing high-waisted nylon trousers that form an upper and lower belly bulge.

"Woah, gran, nice fudgut by the way!"

by PabloHoney December 4, 2013

Fugnut

A Fugly person who likes nuts

Don't be a fugnut

by TheQueen111 July 17, 2016

fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

furnuts

When a woman slowly pulls the hairs off a guys balls with her teeth. As she is doing this the guy meows like a cat. After all the hairs are removed the woman flosses with them and then glues them to her face to make it seem as if she has a mexi-stache.

Last night my woman gave my hairy balls the ol' furnuts.

by David Poots March 23, 2008

futnut

Short for (or code for) the term fucknut. Can be used when cursing isn't appropriate.

That dumb futnut just cut off three cars while drinking a beer.

by futnuts June 29, 2010

FUDutard

An individual whose sole purpose in life is to bring negativity to the Internet by progating, glamorizing or synthesizing FUD.

You: Wow, BioShock was a good game. I really liked playing it.
Them: OMFG DIDN'T YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DRM!? I AIN'T WASTEN' NO MONEYS ON THAT PIECE OF CRAP HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT THE RIAA!
You: Please spare this great Internet of ours by not being such a FUDutard.

by Chris_ September 25, 2007