Fuddnut 

A physical disorder were the victim gets an unfortunate haircut and starts to act flamboyant, the only way to be cured from the disorder is full removal of the hair, normal haircuts or dying of the hair does not seem to cure.

Dude 1 :''Oh man i got a really bad haircut :(! i cant come out this weekend''

Dude 2: ''Aw man, is it a full on Fuddnut or can it be fixed?''

Fuddnut by pseudonym50000 May 6, 2009

fuddbutter 

That creamy shit that forms under the foreskin before it becomes dick cheese.

Wow, your fuddbutter is oozing out like vaginal discharge.

fuddbutter by John Smith10 February 4, 2010

fudnut 

Glasgow slang, meaning a person who portrays themselves as being intelligent, but thick as shit.

" Haw, fudnut, you make as much sense as an ashtray in a motorbike ya cunt!.

fudnut by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

fuddbutter 

fuddbutter is a mini celebrity in the car audio and rave scene in Melbourne Australia.
He has won many car audio competitions including Victorian championship for CAASQ in 2005 and 2006 and winning the Australian title in 2005
fuddbutter is also known in the melbourn rave scene for his unique dancing and drinking style.

hey, there is fuddbutter getting smashed at the bar again

fuddbutter by bobby_digital September 2, 2007