Florida Fudgesicle

When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.

With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.

by Johnny Earle November 4, 2006

fudgesicles

a term used instead of "fuck". Started out with "fudge" but some random person added "sicles" to make it sound like popsicles.

Fudgesickles! I just hit my head on the post over there.

by Oxnerd December 21, 2004

fudgesicle

1: The Original Fudgsicle® pop! Chocolate flavored frozen dairy dessert pops; sort of a cross between a chocolate ice cream & a chocolate popsicle on a stick.
2: Fecal matter on the penis after anal sex.
3: A pile of feces (dog, cat, human, etc...) deposited on or near a walkway, stairs, or on top of snow, and has frozen solid during cold weather.

1: Jimmy bought a fudgesicle from the icecream truck.
2: After cornholing Maryjane, Jimmy's penis resembled a fudgesicle.
3: "Watch out for that fudgesicle sparky left on the sidewalk."

by jimmyfreakinneutron September 9, 2006

poor man's fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Andy/Ben December 23, 2007

fudgesicle

often used instead of fuck

oh fudgesicle i forgot my keys

by knowingly done July 27, 2009

Fudgesicle

When a girl gives you a blowjob after anal penetration (a fudgesicle may come in different flavors such as strawberry and vanilla)

Tina is on her period, so I am going over there to get a strawberry fudgesicle tonight.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 11, 2004

Double Fudgesicle

When two men engage in anal sex, trade positions, then proceed to perform oral sex on one another.

Tom does Dave in the butt.
Dave does Tom in the butt.
Tom and Dave then suck each other off.
Tom and Dave performed a Double Fudgesicle

by Stonicus420 May 10, 2011