fudgenutter

Instead of saying "fucker" saying "fudgenutter"

Joe: Jeez, That girl over there is such a preppy fudgenutter.
Jack: I know what you mean.

by leann/grace April 22, 2008

FudgeNuts

A condition often encountered by men with bowel overmobility issues. It occurs as a result of accidentally, or sometimes purposefully, releasing feces into overly tight undergarments without removing them first. As a result of the close proximity between a man's rectum and testicles, FudgeNuts occurs as feces squishes and smears all over the scrotum in a very fudgey manner.

Yo, nigga. I shouldn't have eaten that damn taco salad, cuz now I gots me some FudgeNuts. Know what I'm sayin?

by EatMyJunk July 26, 2010

fudgenut

a male who sucks other males balls

Hey John you're a fudgenut!

by G-rag February 13, 2004

fudgenut

1. A male who is obsessed with the posteriors of other males, probably considering unnatural relations with said posterior
2. A person who cannot get quite enough anal copulation
3. A person who loves to consume fudge who's first name may begin with T and last name with B

"That fudgenut was checking you out again as you walked by"
"That fudge nut is poking up against me again"
"Look! that fudgenut ate 35lbs of fudge and still weighs only 109 lbs!"

by theee Doctor December 12, 2008

fudgenut

A another way for expressing anger instead of using the usual cuss words.

Fudgenut! I forgot how to do this.

by steezybeezy January 24, 2009

Fudgenuts

An absolutely retarded dumbass, dipshit, fuckhead, asshole, whatever. Everybody knows at least one.

--Allright! Why in the hell did you do that, Fudgenuts?!?!!?
--Duh....?

by KenPone April 22, 2003

fudgenut

A slang term for anal sex

Guy 1: Is Lizzie coming over to your house tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, hopefully she'll let me fudgenut

by Pan-cakes December 3, 2016