fudge monkey

The occassional result of anal sex between a man and a man or a man and a woman. This occurs after the man withdraws his penis and it is covered with fecal matter.
Yo, bro, you gave me a fudge monkey. Why didn't you douche?
by Rosie's Dad May 05, 2005
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chocolate fudge monkey

Instead of swear words like fuck, shit, ect, ect, chocolate fudge monkey can be used.

Could also be used as a bad insult.
by julz R. February 02, 2007
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Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"
by Hyn May September 27, 2010
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South Haven Fudge monkey

Split a banana in half, smear it with peanut butter, sprinkle chocolate chips on it. Fold it up and ram it up a girls ass. Fuck her doggy style until the chocolate melts, then pull out banana, cum on it and eat it together.
Over labor day we went to South Haven, Mi and AND i gave my girlfriend a South Haven Fudge Monkey
by firelane23 September 01, 2008
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monkey fudge

the best kind of fudge farmed by monkeys in the trees of taiwan in their flying dream shoes. One taste and you're addicted
dude i need some more monkey fudge, i just cant get enough of it
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