fuckmonster

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE

James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.

by Andy WRX August 21, 2008

fuckmonkey

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckaroonie

expletive used when something expectedly bad happens

"FUCKAROONIE! holding a firecracker in your hand as it explodes DOES hurt!"

by Chainsaw Dudley March 31, 2003

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

Fuckyounism

A mental illness that makes a person say 'fuck you' to everyone and everything all the time.

Person1: what's up man.
Person2: fuck you!
Person1: dude, you have a serious case of fuckyounism. You should see a shrink.

by NewEnglisher July 22, 2012

cuckymoon

cuckymoon - The time spent after a ceremony called a (CUCK-WEDDING) where the husband gladly watches his wife and her preferred MALE sex partner consummate the relationship. The husband is just an observer whose duties include providing food, drink, money and praise for the interloper.

I felt completely humiliated and loved every minute of it as I watched David use his big thick cock to satisfy my wife Jenny (his bitch) on our CUCKYMOON.

by Brian (The Dude) April 15, 2008