Fuckulated 

Act of Isness, perceiving the world, or happenings, as fuckulated, creating a balanced view, of shit one may not be happy with.

There is some fuckulated moments we can perceive, out there, as well as fuckulated, beings existing, and fuckulated events that one would hope didn't happen.

Fuckulated by Isness magic December 3, 2016

Fuckulated 

If something were to be Fuckulated it has to be messed up, damaged, or otherwise fucky. It can often be applied to machine parts/components, program lines, ones hair, et cetera.

"Hey Billy! Help me out with this compressor, its all Fuckulated!"

Fuckulated by Dr_Bootleg March 11, 2019

Fuckulated 

Severely fucked up perception of a negative occurrence which may be offensive to ones wellbeing, peace of mind, acceptance, equilibrium, creation or desire, just because of the Isness everyone deep down perceives as fuckulated moments we can create. Fucked up cunt addicts, you know how there is always some cunt.

Us beings who are the creative intelligence of everything, have severely fuckulated our existence, or maybe it is Isness, where the love and light don't shine, any thing can be fuckulated according to ones perception of how fucked up one perceives a moment

Fuckulated by Isness magic December 3, 2016

futurbate 

The act of stimulating oneself to the point of orgasm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.

Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?

futurbate by Time Traveling Masturbator March 18, 2011

Fuckupdate

A software update for an electronic device that allegedly improves performance, but more often results in reduced performance or accessibility of apps.

“I loaded the new OS fuckupdate on my phone and lost all my contacts.”

Fuckupdate by Ecotonic1 January 28, 2013

fuckebrate 

To celebrate something with sex.

It's been a year since we first met... we gotta fuckebrate that!

fuckebrate by fuckebrator May 9, 2018

Fuckulate 

To estimate your chances of copulating with someone.

Bob would carefully fuckulate over the dancers before making his move.

Loretta spent the day fuckulating over the UPS guy.

Fuckulate by Diveetz11 November 12, 2018