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fuckslot

Andrew's favourite pastime was to fuck Karen's tight fuckslot.
by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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fuckshot

An ejaculatory expression of fluid from a penis (spunk, cum) that occurs as a result of sexual intercourse. However, this projection of ejaculate must occur outside of the body, with no further physical influence or assistance other than said intercourse.

To be clear, upon approaching climax, the male will remove his penis from the orifice he is penetrating at the crucial moment, and proceed to ejaculate without any physical assistance to his penis this creating a handsfree cumshot. This, is referred to as a fuckshot.
Fratboy 1: "So you came without her even jacking your cock off for the big finish?"

Fratboy 2: "Yep, just popped my cock out of her and blurted a nice heavy fuckshot all over her stomach. It's the only way to go!"
by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
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fucknot

A species which was considered extinct since the days it roamed the realm of earth in the days when men were confined to caves. Recently however, it has resurfaced to torment mankind again. Usually extremely hairy, it generally has an uncontrollable affinity to members of the female sex which reside in the southern parts of India.
It is a mammal which has no sex, and so cannot have sex. Hence the name. It is considered to be extremely sensitive to it being impotent, thus leading to greater heights of secrecy regarding matters of daily healthy self-help sexual routine of humans.
In terms of intelligence, members of this species are known to be extremely dumb. They try to make up for their stupidity by making extremely pitiable grimaces. However, as the name suggests, regardless of their numerous attempts at getting any forms of sexual experience with members of other species (preference to canines over humans), they are still forced to grow their species asexually.
See also: fucknut, dumbass, moron, dumbfuck, hairy
"Whenever I ask Swaggie whether he shags or not, he always gives a stupid grin that says 'I'm helpless'. What a fucknot!"
"Peter, why do you keep running after girls so desperately? Stop acting like a fucknot!"
by zorro_n_bigdaddy May 27, 2008
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fucknot

A more vulgar use of the word "whatnot". Used when describing a list of things you don't like/ don't like doing.
Guy: Yeah, at work I usually just file paperwork and fucknot.
by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011
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fucksnorkel

An utterly worthless person who has no cultural or social value, and is actively contributing to the regression of humanity to a more primitive and less enlightened state.
Anyone who actually believes that bullshit must be a grade-A fucksnorkel.”
by Hatboy's Hatstand October 1, 2017
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fuckknot

A pile of people tangled and fucking. A form of an orgy.
Speaker 1: I'm so hitting up that fuckknot tonight at Jasmine's house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard she does it a lot.
by Googs January 8, 2008
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fucknot

Someone who should not be or exist for the better good of the human race
by train wreck station September 26, 2019
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