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fuckjack

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Kind of like fucktard, fuckhead, stupid fucking idiot, only better since without the "retard" of connotation inherent in "fucktard" and not as lame as douchbag/douche, etc.
"How about those fuckjacks (n.) who try to force their entire torso into the subway doors before they close?"

Also, as a verb:

"to describe the action of jacking the subway door open and screwing everybody else. "I totally fuckjacked my way onto the train this morning, and then some dude in a cape took a boot to my sternum."
by pikadar May 19, 2010
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fuckhawt

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word used to describe someone with jaw-dropping good looks or superior sex appeal; so hot that you would fuck them right now.
"Hey, are you going to see RPattz in 'New Moon'?"
"Yeah, I'm going everyday cuz he's fuckhawt!"
by camilla.deville October 5, 2009
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fuckdawango

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Strike the trick: the word to use when you are good at something. Fuck: German root=to strike. Da: slang=the. Wango: wangle/wiggle=tricky move.
Fuckdawango! I threw that picth on the inside and hit my target.
by Natasha7 October 19, 2010
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fuckaway

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Fuckaway: to plan a getaway, mini vacation where the soul purpose is to spend as much time as humanly possible fucking and enjoying each others pleasures and passions. You stop only for beverages, snacks and to change positions or locations.
Went to the cottage for a fuckaway last week, we fucked for two days straight, every room, the picnic table, the dock, and the lawn were violated!
by kruptor June 13, 2013
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Fuckhawk

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Any person who waits until a close friend is after a potential hookup, and swoops in like a hawk and pilfers the pussy.
Joe liked Lauren.
Greg fucked Lauren.
Joe said, "Greg you're such a fuckhawk!"
by maneaterjoe May 14, 2009
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fuckjack

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a word used to denote the use of alcohol when trying to get laid. a conventional jack raises cars so that tires can be changed. a fuckjack (a drink) assists in the spreading of a girls thighs.
i can't score with this chick, so i may have to incorperate the use of a few fuckjacks to loosen her up.
by ken power August 26, 2008
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