fuck me dead!

An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"

Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"

You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!

by gafox June 24, 2004

Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.

Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.

by Daisymoo June 13, 2015

fuck... i'm dead

is a super ultra mega heavy gore thrashing death grindcore band from Melbourne, Australia, formed in 2000.

o bother... i'm - no wait, fuck... i'm dead!!!

by sevenen August 19, 2006

fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

by lacey February 14, 2005

fucking a dead dog

to do somthing but accomplish nothing

standing up a mail box jut to watch the wind push it over again, thats like fucking a dead dog

by the Dame Duck May 13, 2009

fuck... i'm dead

A drink that was made by a guy going to mexico from San Diego. While driving he mixed a bottle of bawls guarana with vodka and while drinking it with cousins in the car, a cop pulls right next to him while he was drinking it.(he was not pulled over)

Named after the band that was playing on the cd, and what he mudderd after seeing the cop. (he was not pulled over)

1 shot of vodka
1 bottle of bawls

i was drinking a fuck... i'm dead and cop pulls next to me.

by superunknown357 August 13, 2006

Dead Fuck

PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....)

dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?

dude2: she was a dead fuck.

by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004