Fucktillionaire

Someone who has more money than they could ever possibly spend.

"According to Forbes, Bill Gates is a Fucktillionaire."

Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:

1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton

by Sir Smurfalot May 19, 2006

fuckily

adverb
when you are in a lucky state but also in a fucked up state simultaneously

its basically like "luckily" but you are also in a fucked up situation

Fuckily, my math test is over.

by RookieDank June 29, 2019

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

fuckball

A total wanker

"Dude, Dave is such a total fuckball"
"For real, he is NOT all the way live"

by Ryboflavin March 6, 2003

Fuckville

Location a person can be placed into, or find themselves into due to either a mistake or a very upset partner.

After she had found out what he had done, the next morning he woke up in Fuckville.

by KCMarko March 30, 2008

fuckzillion

a number so great it defies proper quantization. Used when appropriate details about the exact scale are unknown or unknowable but the phenomenon is assumed to be of a considerable magnitude.

Q: How many times did I tell you not to talk with morons?
A: Dunno, must be a fuckzillion.

I've got a fuckzillion problems but a bitch ain't one.

by phikappa September 25, 2010

fucktally challenged

Politically correct way of saying "fucktard"; contraction of "fucking mentally challenged"

1st person: "That guy is such a fucktard!"

2nd person: "You shouldn't say that anymore. The politically correct term is fucktally challenged."

by Zinnc November 29, 2011