Floridian fuck house

a whore house in which the kinkiest of kinky things take place, you can use your imagination on that one...

"Man Kristy is a wild woman! She belongs in a Floridian fuck house!"

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

alligator fuck house

when three or more naked people lock hands and ankles and roll over back and forth.

alligator fuck house is cool to do with girls.

by mike be. January 25, 2010

fuck house

playing poker with wild cards and purposely making a full house one number higher than another player with a full house

I lost 20 dollars because of a fuck house.

by Cupa jo July 19, 2009

House Fucked

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.

Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.

by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011

goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007

Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

Alligator fuck house

When 2 or more people have sex in at least ankle deep water.

My mom said it was game night, but I came back early and walked into a real alligator fuck house.

by [AFH] Bodhi29 April 3, 2023