weird as fuck for like ever

WAFFLE - Someone who is weird as fuck and will always be that way no matter w.

That dude is a straight is weird as fuck for like ever. and will never change. He’s a straight up WAFFLE!

by Rod323 March 10, 2022

fucked up like a homemade radio

to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio

Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...

by Drunkard69 December 15, 2008

fucked up like a T-rex

To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.

Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.

by jakesgixxer April 26, 2011

fuck her like a porn star

I girl you find physically attractive, but you want no relationship with what so ever. To have sex with and nothing more.

Guy 1: "So how'd you like her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she seemed nice and all but with a body like that I'd rather just fuck her like a porn star and go our separate ways."

by Vazh May 23, 2007

fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

by batash August 4, 2008

fucked up like a football bat

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.

John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008

Fucked up like a bologny poptart

It's pretty fucked up.

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

by jip28 October 11, 2011