by Medusabitch February 09, 2018
The least a human being has to do to exist is to be ejaculated from the tip of a man's penis into a vagina: Hence, a "fuck nut". A fuck nut is a person with the least amount of intelligence it takes to exist as a human being and nothing more. i.e., they are only as smart or intelligent as they were first squirted-out of their father's nut sack.
Customer: Can you fix my phone? It won't come on.
Tech: Did you charge the battery?
Customer: No!
Tech: Well there you go, you fuck nut!
Tech: Did you charge the battery?
Customer: No!
Tech: Well there you go, you fuck nut!
by berry_lthird January 07, 2009
by Mr. Thomas August 10, 2007
Originally coined by Vince Park. This term is primarily used as an insult towards anyone that acts hardcore on the internet, yet actually has a simple personality offline.
Terry: Dude, what a fuck nut.
Gary: Yeah, I know. Just 'cause he can hack doesn't mean anything. He's still a sheep.
Gary: Yeah, I know. Just 'cause he can hack doesn't mean anything. He's still a sheep.
by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010
Ally: Hey you fuck nut get out from underneath my booty!
David: What's a fuck nut?
Ally: It's just a fuck nut...
David: What's a fuck nut?
Ally: It's just a fuck nut...
by Ally&David September 29, 2011
Someone who is stupid and thinks they are better than everyone else.
Someone who drives green mustangs and thinks they are hard asses.
Someone who drives green mustangs and thinks they are hard asses.
by ChokeSermon July 09, 2009