You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.
"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"
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Basically a way to get rid of someone permanently, forever. Terminate the relationship with the individual to never speak to them and them ever speak with you.

Can b e used anywhere, to terminate any relationship with that work colleague you dislike, your fuckhead boss or anyone else who gets on your nerves and irritates you, in any walks of life.
him.her: "Blah blah blah blah blah complain complain, blame blame, criticise..."
You: Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!
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This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.
Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?
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See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
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A video where someone got really fucking mad at a 9 year old.

It is mostly used when someone steals your robux or V-bucks.

It can also be used if someone isn't FUNNEH
Kara: U r not so pro
Glob: Do you honestly think you're fucking funneh?!
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An af meme that is funny until the third time you say it :/
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You're Fucked.

"You are F.U.C.K.E-AND-D, that spells 'FUCKED' if you're too ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ to read!"

"You are, as they say in Japanese, ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ from the head down to the knees!"

You're fucked.
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