Fuck Trophy

1) Proof positive that at some point, somewhere, someone was desperate enough to fuck you.
2) Hell-spawn sprung forth from your loins

Think you could shut your fuck trophy up so that the rest of the restaurant could enjoy their dinner?

by scynthious April 24, 2010

Fuck Trophy

A child born after having sexual intercourse.

"Yea her thighs look good now, but wait till she pops out her first Fuck Trophy."

by Chaindive August 5, 2007

Fuck Trophy

Another word for kid, child, or offspring. Can also be used in the plural tense Fuck Trophies to represent children.

You know she likes to fuck, she has a fuck trophy, damn 4 fuck trophies...I'm out!

by Robert Mack August 25, 2007

Fuck Trophy

A pregnancy that is the result of a night of sex with a random partner or otherwise unplanned.

Dude 1: That bitch from the bar last month says she's with my kid.
Dude 2: Good thing you used a fake name or you'd have a little Fuck Trophy you'd be supporting for the next 18 years.
Dude 1: You're right! I'm changing my phone number today.

by eadb22 October 31, 2012

fuck-trophy

a child of any age...planned or unplanned.

"yeah, then one day i knocked her up"
(kid goes running by screaming)
"there goes the little fuck-trophy right there"

by rev. jim jones August 14, 2006

Fuck Trophy

The child of an attractive woman.

Me - Damn Jake, that girl is hot!

Jake - Hell yeah, she's got a fuck trophy too, so we know she puts out!

by Owen David November 30, 2011

Fuck Trophy

A childs car seat

I was gonna jump in the backseat and scrogg that Hoe but her fuck trophy got in the way!

by Mooseknuckles October 21, 2002