Dude 1: That bitch from the bar last month says she's with my kid.
Dude 2: Good thing you used a fake name or you'd have a little Fuck Trophy you'd be supporting for the next 18 years.
Dude 1: You're right! I'm changing my phone number today.
Dude 2: Good thing you used a fake name or you'd have a little Fuck Trophy you'd be supporting for the next 18 years.
Dude 1: You're right! I'm changing my phone number today.
by eadb22 May 23, 2012
by eadb22 May 23, 2012