Look at all the fucks I give

“Look At All The Fucks I Give” is a catchphrase often used in image macros and animated GIFs to show how little one cares about what someone else is talking about

Lenny: STOP EATING MY CRACKERS
Adam: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

by AWERTT August 20, 2013

Look at all the fucks I give!

When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.

Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"

Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

But we're just joking we love each other! <3

by Ashley Anabelle and Tess Marie January 17, 2011

fuck a duck and give it a buck

something to say when it all goes wrong

guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!

by wootwootdewde July 8, 2012

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10

The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021

The fucks I give

None. There are no fucks to give. Empty. The Great Depression was caused by this, the amount of fucks not given.

Bro, there is nothing in my wallet just like the fucks I give in this conversation .

by U maybe know me February 9, 2021