fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid by ZenTam May 28, 2018

fuck me up a tree 

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

fuck me up a tree by SusanCole December 1, 2013

fuck me up and call me daddy 

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

fuck me up and call me daddy by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest 

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest 

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

fuck me up fam 

Trademark by LIVER
lets get sauced, lets fuck shit up, fuck it, fugg me up, fak ya, turnt, savage season and sav szn, ruthless randy, IDGAF, sauced, lets get cocked,

Fuck me up fam!!!

fuck me up fam by LIVER RYA February 27, 2017

Fuck me up fam 

A commonly drunk cocktail persisting of 1 shot of amertto 1 shot of jäger 1 shot of vodka 1 shot of rum 1 shot of port poured over the back of a shot glass filled with energy drink

Oi Luke make us a fuck me up fam

Fuck me up fam by Admart June 9, 2018