Those fuck me boots and short skirt say that bitch wants it bad. The only fucking you will get from that cock tease is a dinner and bar bill.
by yorkie stomper August 23, 2008
Get the fuck me bootsmug. Knee high brown or black leather sexy boots with a stiletto hill which are worn by young horny females along with a short skirt (usually denim) to send out the signal to men that they are up for some wild no strings sex or at least looking to suck some cock.
Hayley: Hey katy what should i wear tonight? Im so horny im on a mission to get fucked and to suck some dick tonight!
Emma: Well in that case you should put on your denim mini skirt and fuck-me-boots.
Hayley: Yeh good idea! When im in my fuck me boots the boys go wild. I can see them drewling when i walk into the club. I especially like to tease them and grind my ass up against their cock trying to give them a boner.
Dave: WOW hayley, you're my dream girl
Hayley: Aw Thanks, im way out of your league but you can fuck me anyway, i never say no to dick.
Dave: wow thanks, but can you do it in nothing but your fuck me boots?
Hayley: Sure, lets fuck!
UGH UGH UGH UGH...
2 minutes later...
Hayley: Dont you think my fuck-me-boots look better covered in cum?
Dave: Yeh, so does your face.
Hayley: Thanks, y dont you wank again and this time cum all over my face
Dave: OK sure
ugh ugh ugh ugh
Hayley wipes the cum off her face and eats it and then heads out for a night on the town in her fuck-me-boots.
Emma: Well in that case you should put on your denim mini skirt and fuck-me-boots.
Hayley: Yeh good idea! When im in my fuck me boots the boys go wild. I can see them drewling when i walk into the club. I especially like to tease them and grind my ass up against their cock trying to give them a boner.
Dave: WOW hayley, you're my dream girl
Hayley: Aw Thanks, im way out of your league but you can fuck me anyway, i never say no to dick.
Dave: wow thanks, but can you do it in nothing but your fuck me boots?
Hayley: Sure, lets fuck!
UGH UGH UGH UGH...
2 minutes later...
Hayley: Dont you think my fuck-me-boots look better covered in cum?
Dave: Yeh, so does your face.
Hayley: Thanks, y dont you wank again and this time cum all over my face
Dave: OK sure
ugh ugh ugh ugh
Hayley wipes the cum off her face and eats it and then heads out for a night on the town in her fuck-me-boots.
by deano2007 May 2, 2007
Get the fuck me bootsmug. helps you find a way to stomp on your dick while trying to receive communion at church.
Also: Cant do ANYTHING
ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage
Also: Cant do ANYTHING
ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage
Dude, Rich... You cant sneak check into that goddamn door, because... no.. i dont give a fuck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your Fuck Up Boots werent on... cuz they clearly are.. im gonna fucking kill you..... fuck... you rolled a fucking 3 and now im gonna kill you...
by pizzarancher March 1, 2009
Get the Fuck up bootsmug. the fucking slutty name for leather knee-high boots. girls who wear knee high boots dont necesarily want to be fucked they just like to wear them
guy-'shes wearing fuck me boots im gonna get laid for sure'
girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'
girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'
by oodycaboodious September 30, 2005
Get the Fuck me bootsmug. Brandi: I like your new boots Jan,
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"
by thuringian August 6, 2009
Get the Fuck me bootsmug. boots that are way to high and extreamly thin that give the "impression" that they want u to fuck them. Shoes that r way to thin to even walk in.
by koala May 13, 2005
Get the fuck me bootsmug. by ally iz sexy November 17, 2005
Get the come fuck me bootsmug.