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high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.
You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!
by marcasmedia March 29, 2009
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high as fuck

person #1: "Dude where the fuck am I?"
person #2: "We are chasing a poptart through a forest dude."
person #1: "Well when the fuck are we gonna catch it because i got the munchies like a mutherfucker."
person #2: "We are high as fuck."
by necro April 22, 2005
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High As Fuck

–Adj.

A physical state in which one's head may feel light as a feather or heavy as a stone. All fine motor skills are surrendered to the illegal substance by way of deep-frying one's brain in THC and the person may either begin talking at an extremely fast rate or be rendered a "vegetable," a useless human unable to physically maintain a conversation or their sanity. This state will only be seen in a subject when they have smoked copious amounts of marijuana. Being "high as fuck" cannot be imitated by fakers who take a single bong rip and claim to be "high as fuck," but instead can be achieved by either:
a)If a Bong is available-->Lighting up a bong bowl and sprinkling the keef THC crystals on top of some AAA grade weed
b)If a Bong is not handy--> Rolling and smoking at least 2.5 blunts per capita. Blunts are not to be confused with spliffs, J's or Joints; Blunts are rolled using strictly weed, and must be conical is shape and at least 3 inches long, not including the length roach.
Obviously, Vancouver weed (aka BC Bud) will help one achieve this desired effect while conserving their stash.
Ben: "Yo' Paul... check out this half ounce stash of White Dolphin Kush I just snagged for a cool 100 bones."
Paul: "FUCK MY GOD dude! Let me break out my 3 foot bong and take rips while we listen to some gangsta' shit."
Ben: "Thats Boss. Im gonna smoke the whole bag and on the last hit we'll use the entire keef."
Paul: "Thats Boss. We're gonna be High as Fuck until tomorrow afternoon."

Ben: "Stop being such a rookie and help me finish this bag of Boss weed...."
Paul: "mfhgpedffggggggg." (Starts drooling slightly)
Cyrus: "Ahahaha Paul is High as Fuck."
by Ben. Boss. February 1, 2009
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Sky High Shit Fuck

Haveing anal sex while falling out of an airplane while the other person has Mud butt (see mud butt)
I totaly sky high shit fucked that chick from the bar the other day when we went sky diving, it got all over my clothes!
by Brodie2571 September 10, 2010
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High as Fuck

you roll three blunts and shout "FUCK DA SHIT!!"
HEY I DONT ROLL BLUNTS YOU ARE HIGH AS FUCK
by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022
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Fuck like the highlander

She had to stop and get a Gatorade because we were making violent love for hours when she told me I fuck like the highlander.
by Nemesi5 March 5, 2020
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