half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

HALF PAST FUCK

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Half Titty Fuck

When you insert your penis between a girl's boob and where her arm is. Armpit fuck sounds nasty, but half titty fuck is hot.

Yesterday, Lewis half titty fucked Jayna, and she let him cum on her face. Today, he half titty fucked Kristin, but she TOLD HIM HAD TO CUM in the waste basket!

by King of Thorns January 1, 2011

Fuck and a half

A term for crazier then fuck

When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"

by Grandma linda December 9, 2016

Fuck that and a half

When a simple "Fuck that" isn't enough.

Anna: Do you want to come with me to my little sister's ballet recital?

James: Fuck that and a half.

by JackstickX August 13, 2011