fuck-marry-kill

A game that is played in a group. One person gets three names chosen by the group. The names are people he/she knows or it could be celebrities.

Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.

*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.

"Ok. Tom, Megan Fox, and Matt. Fuck-marry-kill."

"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."

by Pamp28 February 9, 2009

fuck, marry, kill

A game that can be heard on the Howard Stern show where a person is given 3 names. You must fuck one, marry one, and kill one.

Howard: Fuck, marry, kill; Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Oprah
Listener: I'd kill Oprah, Fuckin Pamela Anderson, and Marry Carmen Electra

by Donovan McFupa August 7, 2007

kill fuck

a person that kills all fun/shits and giggles. boring not interesting person or annoying people.

"Don't talk to those kill fucks, they are boring as hell"

"watch out the kill fucks are coming"

by shits&giggles November 25, 2009

Fuck-marry-kill

From stepbrothers, other people have seen it too.

Fuck-marry-kill was still popular back in 2008.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…

“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

team killing fuck tard

a team killer "in halo, cs,ect frist person shooters"
kills team mate's too often...
"a dumb-ass"
invented by red vs blue

killing any team members and or themself.
you killed the whole team, "you team killing fuck tard"

by juutin June 19, 2006

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.

I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024