fatarted

When somebody is fat, overweight, or obese and they are dumb, retarted or just plain fucked up. You can use this terminology

Shut the fuck up Mary your fatarted

by Rikesh Patel July 1, 2006

Rucking Fetard

Politically correct way to point out a person's inability or unwillingness to use the mental capacities with which they've been born.

Sarah Palin is a rucking fetard.

by Carpetbagger_68 February 11, 2010

Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

rucking fetarted

funny and clean way of saying fucking retarted.
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.

noun: rucking fetard

"You are rucking fetarted for trying to race that cop."

"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"

by luke knudson October 30, 2006

FTAR

FTAR is Face To Ass Ratio. The cuter and more attractive a girl is, the bigger her ass can be and get away with it.

That girl had great FTAR.

by adaptandimprovise June 10, 2014

fetarded

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.

Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.

by arnie123 April 22, 2010

ftard

an abreviation for fucktard. Can be used in mixed company without the offense of the word fuck.

That guy is a fucktard.

by john haugh July 30, 2004